Finally, recognition for all my hard work! I may not be the sexiest man alive, but I've got enough farfegnügen to make the cover of Der Spiegel.

Many of you probably think I do nothing but play with this silly blog. Well, I'll have you know that this is only a hobby. I also photoshop pictures am in great demand for interviews with European magazines. I am very skilled at striking a pose with my finger pointing at my head, indicating great intelligence. In fact, I am so good at it that others are beginning to imitate my technique. Just today, I overheard my two oldest children talking about me. When I looked over at them, my daughter was pointing at her head, and my son was nodding.

"Now, kids," I told them, "I'm not as smart as you think." They laughed. I said, "Really, I'm not!" They laughed again. Kids!

Now, if someone can tell me what Der Spiegel says I'm famous for, that would be a big help. My eighth grade German is a little more than rusty. Thanks.