This isn’t actually the first song I’ve written, or even the first of this kind. It’s just the first I’ve inflicted on the public. It doesn’t have a title. I’m sure you can think of something to call it.

Sing to the tune of “Hooked on a Feeling”. Pretend you're David Hasselhoff.

Words that are so simple
Don’t require no thought
Stir up my emotions
With pathos fraught

Yeah, I sing them
Over many times
All I ask is
That the verses rhyme

I-I, I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That this is worshipping

The second verse is kind of
Like the other one
Mindless repetition
Can be pretty fun

I just love this feeling
Flooding over me
Yeah, it’s warm and fuzzy
It’s kind of dreamy

When I stand here
Hands up in the air
With my eyes closed
I ain’t got a care

I-I, I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That this is worshipping

When I stand here
Hands up in the air
With my eyes closed
I ain’t got a care

I-I, I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That this is worshipping

I-I, I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That this is worshipping

I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m hooked on a feeling
I’m hooked on a feeling*