2006·04·29 · 5 Comments
Saturday Stupidity XLIIV

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Joe thought robbing the Skate and Surf Shop, while not making a huge haul, would at least be fairly easy and low-risk. However, as he approached the store in the dark of night, he saw a sight that made his blood run cold. It was a young man, twenty-something, long blonde hair swept back, wearing baggy shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and shades, riding on the back of the most enormous German Shepherd Joe had ever seen. Only then did he notice the warning he should have seen earlier in the week when he was casing the joint – a small blue-and-white sign in the store window which read, “Guard dude on doggy.”

5 Comments:

1. 06·04·29··08:38
Kristina

Wow. That was bad. As in really lame. ;) The disclaimer was entertaining though.

2. 06·04·29··19:17
Brad

yep, that was pretty pathetic....

almost as bad as the shool counselor asking the young muslim boy, "what you want to be when you blow up?"

3. 06·04·29··23:52
sibert

It's so late the agony was blunted by momentary incomprehension. This was my first visit to this site, and ,notwithstanding, I'll definitely be back.

4. 06·04·30··15:11
Jeremy

Ha!

5. 06·04·30··15:16
David

I actually disagree with our attorneys about this joke. I find this kind of pun hilarious. That Loki... how does he do it? I don't know. He's a genius.


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