A frog went into a bank one day to apply for a loan. The teller went to the back and asked the bank manager what to do.

The boss said, “Tell the frog to go see Patty Black at the loan desk.” So she did, and the frog went into Patty's office to fill out the application.

Looking over the application, Patty said, “This says your name is Kermit Jagger, and your nearest kin, your father, is Mick Jagger. Is that correct?”

“Yes, that’s right,” replied the frog.

“Do you have any collateral?

“I only have this ivory figurine. It’s very valuable.”

Patty took the application and the figurine and went to the bank manager’s office. She said, “There is a frog in my office asking for a loan. This little statue is all he has for collateral. What do you think?”

Looking over the application, he replied, “It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.”