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| Saturday Stupidity XI (encore) |
A panda went into a cafe, sat down and ordered a sandwich. He ate the sandwich, then stood up, pulled out a gun, shot the waiter dead, and headed for the door.
As the panda was reaching for the door, the manager ran after him, shouting, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yelled back at the bartender, “What did you expect? I’m a PANDA! This is what we do! Look it up!” Then he stormed out. The bartender opened his dictionary to find the following definition for panda:
“A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
by Loki
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5 Comments:
Garry Weaver
For the 1st time ever, I'm actually laughing at one of your jokes.
Christopher
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thanks!
Brownie
This joke is merely okay. I've heard better...
JRush
No. No. No. This is good... Thanks. Needed a good laugh...
JRush
David
I lauged aloud. Something I normally do not do when I empty my emails with this "slow!" JUNO dial up mess.
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