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End women’s suffrage! (HT: Lawn Gospel)

Ban dihydrogen monoxide! (warning for the faint-hearted: some bad words used)

Would you believe . . .

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

If you only knew.

Well, after taking that quiz (HT: DJP), I took this one:

Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).

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Well, of course. This is one of the few things I’ve worked hard to achieve. It’s just part of being an obsessive pain in the

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1. 08·05·23··15:11
daniel

The suffrage schtick was hilarious. The dihydrogen monoxide thing was telling also. I did get 100% on the high school thing, but I didn't do the grammar one.

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