I was checking my stats last night, wondering if anyone is coming here when they should be spending time with their families, and I was truly surprised at the amount of traffic that continues to flow through. Shame on all of you. As long as you're here, though, I'll give you something to read, and you will see that it was like so totally not worth it to come here.

These are some of the google searches that have led poor, lost souls to this site lately. These aren't even as interesting as they sometimes are.

dumb theology — What can I say?

stan and doug christmas songs — They're here.

why is rick warren overweight — Now, be nice. Everyone looks fat in a Hawaiian shirt.

Well, maybe not everyone.