#1 || 09·01·12··01:58 || Ian Hall

"Pondering The New Perspective On Pipe-smoking"

#2 || 09·01·12··07:19 || Jeremy

I've got the book, so don't enter me into the contest. But I can't pass up this opportunity to poke fun.

"Why is it called a Parkway if we're not allowed to park on it?"

#3 || 09·01·12··10:19 || Daniel

<knowingly>Porpoise skins.... Hmm.

#4 || 09·01·12··11:30 || sjb

Pondering profundity

#5 || 09·01·12··12:17 || donsands

"I wonder, could I blow a smoke ring like Bilbo Baggins?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kzmrljnWPXg

#6 || 09·01·12··15:02 || Daniel

David recalled with a certain smugness his exact wording:

"Well, If I -am- wrong, I will give up cigarettes forever!"

#7 || 09·01·12··15:39 || Tim Ashcraft

"If I'd just lose the beard, I'd pass for CS Lewis... Nah, I'd rather be Spurgeon."

#8 || 09·01·12··16:39 || Jamie

Mr. Eric Clapton relaxes after a concert!

#9 || 09·01·12··20:40 || sherry gibbs

'Hey everyone!! 'Get a load of my distinguished look'

#10 || 09·01·12··20:56 || WhiteStone

Tobacco! Better your house than mine, saith she. That little remark may not win a lot of prizes in a man's world, but perhaps if the Mrs. is in on the voting, just perhaps, I may have a chance!

#11 || 09·01·12··21:57 || Cathy W

When I was your age, I walked 3 miles in the snow to get to school.

#12 || 09·01·13··07:32 || Gerald

Hmmmm, a counter-clockwise spiral. Is there meaning in that?

#13 || 09·01·13··23:45 || threegirldad

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I am relaxing. Why do you ask?"

#14 || 09·01·14··16:12 || PA Pam

"Too bad no one is around to share that one with ..."
snicker ;-)

#15 || 09·01·14··16:17 || J. Eric Lewis

"Good. Now, where is that bowl and those fiddlers?"

#16 || 09·01·14··18:50 || pastorway

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

OR

Manly Aromatherapy!

OR

"You shall make of these an incense, a compound...pure, and holy. In every place incense shall be offered to My name."

AND finally

"For my days are consumed like smoke, And my bones are burned like a hearth."

#17 || 09·01·15··07:41 || Dave B.

I like:
"I wonder if anyone will notice I forgot to actually put any tobacco in this pipe."
or
"Ha,ha, Arminius would say that this tobacco chose to get in my pipe... how humurous!"
or
"I wonder exactly how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Semper fi

#18 || 09·01·15··09:46 || Daniel

" so then I says, 'Oh yeah? ...<leans back and assumes THE POSE™> ... Make me!'"

#19 || 09·01·16··21:22 || Brother Hank

I've already got the book too (probably the same way you did :),

but I couldn't resist either:

"Nothing like the yellow-glow of a house fire to make a man want to smoke..."

Yeehaw!

#20 || 09·01·17··12:05 || Ione

(Looking at the Christmas tree)...It's leaning just a bit to the left...