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Uforstandig Først
2009·04·01 ·
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Can We Rest?
2009·04·02 ·
Church History · Lemuel Haynes · Thabiti Anyabwile · The Faithful Preacher
The following quote is taken from the farewell address of Lemuel Haynes on 24 May, 1818 to the congregation he had served for thirty years.
The preceding quote applies, of course, to pastors. If a man is not burdened for the souls of his flock, he is not qualified to be their shepherd. But let’s apply this principle more broadly. The Lord Jesus has sent each of us into the world with an assignment: to preach the gospel and make disciples. This is the office to which we are all ordained when we ourselves become disciples. If we are not burdened for the souls around us who are “exposed every moment to drop into hell,” are we worthy of that office?
Music and Legalism
2009·04·03 ·
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Music
This Monday, I promised a post on music and legalism. This is it. I listen to quite an eclectic variety of music. This caused offense to a certain legalist I know, and so, since I’m better in writing than in person, and since I can write without being rudely interrupted, you are now the recipients of this post. My favorite music, which I’m convinced is nearest thing on earth to what will be played in heaven, is from the late baroque period. Handel and Bach will no doubt head up celestial music department. If you disagree, well, you’re entitled to your opinion, but you’re going to feel awfully silly when (or should I say if?) you get there and learn the truth. But that’s only a narrow slice of my listening range. A quick glance at my mp3 library yields the following names: That’s just a partial listing of the classical and pop sections, without going into the religious end. You’ll notice I don’t say Christian music, but religious (or sacred). That is because I object to the separation of the sacred and secular. All things are under the lordship of Jesus Christ, and no exceptions; but only redeemed souls are Christian. Things and activities are not Christian. Under the umbrella of the lordship of Christ exist both the secular and religious. Both exist for the glory of God. Here is where the legalist said, “There is no way secular music glorifies God,” to which I am inclined to answer that everything and everyone glorifies God, but not necessarily in a positive way. But I know what he means. He is thinking that only specifically religious expressions can glorify God in a positive way. For the person who is determined that this is true, it’s nearly impossible to convince them otherwise; so I’m not going to try. I’m just going to proceed as though, as any reasonable person knows, it is not. After all, if we are going to forbid secular music, are we also going to forbid all other forms of secular media? What about movies? I don’t know how many times I could stand watching Fireproof! Should our wall hangings be limited to Thomas Kinkade and the like? God help us! But that is where this thinking leads us. What I am going to do is answer this question: Are there any limitations on what we should listen to? Yes, absolutely, and before I’m finished, you might think I’m a legalist; but I think I can avoid that charge. My legalist friend was annoyed at my secular listening habits, but what really caused his apoplexy was my “double standard”: I hold religious music to a different standard than secular music. I hold this double standard for both lyrics and music. What follows will be an attempt to explain my basis for judging these things. It is not my intention to lay out any rules, but only to offer for your consideration my attempts at being a discerning listener. I am going to deal first with lyrical content, and then with musical composition. On Monday . . .
And now . . .
2009·04·04 ·
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Music
. . . a few scenes from next week’s program: In other news, after a week’s absence, I’ve returned to posting On the Web links.
Lord’s Day 14, 2009
2009·04·05 ·
Lord’s Day · The Valley of Vision
I reioyced, when they sayd to me, We wil go into the house of the Lord. (Psalme 122:1 Geneva Bible) Belonging to Jesus O Heavenly Father.
Teach me to see —from The Valley of Vision, Arthur Bennett, editor (Banner of Truth Trust, 2002). Psalme 119:105–112 Grace be with you, and Peace from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
My Musical Double Standard
2009·04·06 ·
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Music
This is the conclusion to a post began last Friday. I suggest you read that first, if you haven’t already, as this will make even less sense if you don’t than it will if you do.
As I concluded, or rather, didn’t conclude, last week, I have a double standard when judging music. I have one standard for secular music, and one for religious, or sacred, music. This double standard is applied to both music and lyrics. As you read, I ask you to remember my penultimate sentence last time: “It is not my intention to lay out any rules, but only to offer for your consideration my attempts at being a discerning listener.” Lyrics It goes without saying that blasphemous or obscene lyrics have no place in a Christian’s music library. It goes withoutTangent 1: Music I don’t believe music is neutral. I think those who insist it is are being obtuse, and I’d like to come to their house and lullaby their children to sleep with a few numbers by John Phillip Sousa. Music arouses an emotional response. A lullaby produces a different reaction than a military march. Do we really need this explained to us? If we acknowledge that different types of music arouse different emotions, we must also acknowledge that some music will arouse bad emotions. Can we really believe that heavy metal, punk, and emo (or who-knows-what is the newest fad of the angst-filled) have no connection to the messed up minds of those who listen to them? Of course they do. But as you saw in the partial play list previously presented , I don’t come from the Bill Gothard school of Piano Onlyism. And I don’t want to make a list of good vs. bad music, not even if I could do so infallibly. Some of these things are obvious, some less obvious, but each of us have to discern them for ourselves, and humbly remember our own fallibility.Music should fit the lyrics. Some music is happy, some is sad. Some is sober, some frivolous. The accompaniment for a joyful song like “Wonderful Grace of Jesus” would not be appropriate for a somber hymn such as “O Sacred Head, Now Wounded.” That would be absurd in the extreme, and irreverent. An inappropriate tune can be as bad as silly lyrics. It can destroy the message of the song. Now we come again to my double standard. With secular music, sometimes the inappropriateness of the tune adds to the entertainment value. This is, of course, entirely subjective, and reflects my weird sense of humor. I think it’s hilarious to hear Marty Robbins singing “Knee-deep in the Blues.” The happy tune and smiling face (on video) juxtaposed onto the lyrics, “My life just don’t seem worth livin’, and it’s been this way for years,” just cracks me up. In general, melody should match lyrics. Even in secular music, it makes no sense otherwise. But an occasional departure from the rule can be harmless and fun. Now my double standard gets serious. Some musical forms which may be good for secular music are inappropriate Tangent 2: The “Rules” I’ve made two rules for myself: First, enjoy the music. God has given talent to believers and unbelievers alike. The display of those talents brings glory to him, and so should bring joy to me. Second, don’t listen promiscuously. I rarely just turn on the radio and listen to whatever plays. That includes “Christian” radio. Maybe especially “Christian” radio. In the age of the mp3, it’s easier than ever to exercise control over our listening. When I buy a CD, I load only the tracks I want onto my hard drive, and forget the rest. When I download music, I seldom buy complete albums. There are many artists in my library who are only represented by one, two, or a handful of tracks.I think we can all agree on those two rules. How we each apply them to our own practice will vary, and we ought to be humble and charitable toward one another. And that is that. I don’t think I dare say much more without risking becoming the legalist who inspired me to write on this topic in the first place.
He Laughs, He Judges
2009·04·07 ·
Psalms
I’m a bit short of time today, have been for the past week, so I’m not prepared for the scheduled Theology Proper post today. This post by Tim Challies got me thinking about the fact that many Christians seem to do an awful lot of hand-wringing over the state of the world and the behavior of pagans. Thinking of that brought Psalm 2 to mind. Read Tim’s post, read Psalm 2, and consider how our knowledge of God and his sovereign rule should affect our thinking on these things. Psalm 2 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure. Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. I will declare the decree: the Lord hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee. Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
Canon Addition
2009·04·08 ·
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Bibliology · Charismata · R C Sproul · Scripture Alone
On hearing the words “canon addition,” we are likely to think of the addition of books, such as the apocrypha, to the Bible. We might think of the canonization of tradition by Roman Catholicism. R. C. Sproul writes of the claims of characters like Pat Robertson and Oral Roberts of receiving “words of knowledge,” alleged supernatural revelation from God, and laments the credulity of people who swallow these claims apparently without thought. We might look critically on such people, wondering how they can be so foolish. But many of those who ridicule such gullibility fall for a subtler form of the same kind of canon addition. Sproul writes:
Who Is Sufficient?
2009·04·09 ·
Church History · Daniel A. Payne · Thabiti Anyabwile · The Faithful Preacher
Bishop Daniel Alexander Payne (1811–1893) was a free black, born in Charleston, South Carolina during the height of slavery. He joined the African Methodist Episcopal Church (AME) in 1841, and in 1852 was, against his wishes, elected bishop of the New England Conference. His passion was for an educated church, beginning with the man in the pulpit. Thabiti Anyabwile writes, “In [Payne’s] view, an undereducated and ill-prepared minister was a scandal and affliction upon black churches.” (The Faithful Preacher, Part Two, Bishop Daniel A. Payne: A Vision for an Educated Pastorate)
The Natural Function
2009·04·10 ·
Church & Culture · John MacArthur · TMS Journal
For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. —Romans 12:26–27 In their efforts to promote their agenda, advocates of homosexuality have gone to incredible lengths to convince us that homosexuality is as natural as heterosexuality. It should surprise no one that most simply write off the Scriptural prohibitions as part of the larger fiction of the Bible. We should expect that. Harder to believe are the claims of those who attempt to manipulate Scripture to support their claims, and normalize homosexuality within the church. Addressing one of the more audacious examples of this Scripture-twisting, John MacArthur writes:
I Don’t
2009·04·11 ·
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Of course, I don’t actually believe God is to blame for this foolishness. But if I did, I’d say the Holy Spirit is shouting, “Don’t do it!” I’d also say the Bride needed some friends like these.
Lord’s Day 15, 2009
2009·04·12 ·
Isaac Watts · Lord’s Day · Psalms and Hymns of Isaac Watts
I reioyced, when they sayd to me, We wil go into the house of the Lord. (Psalme 122:1 Geneva Bible) HYMN 25 (L. M.)
All mortal vanities, begone, [Glory his fleecy robe adorns, Lo! he receives a sealed book All the assembling saints around [The joy, the shout, the harmony, Our voices join the heav’nly strain, His words of prophecy reveal Thou hast redeem’d our souls from hell Worthy for ever is the Lord, —from The Psalms & Hymns of Isaac Watts. Hymns and Spiritual Songs. Book I: Collected from the Holy Scriptures Psalme 119:113–120 Grace be with you, and Peace from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
That You May Know
2009·04·13 ·
Devotional
These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, so that you may know that you have eternal life. (1 John 5:13) Think of it: an entire letter written for the single purpose of enabling its recipients to know that they have eternal life. Five chapters written so that we may know that our sins are forgiven, that we are justified before God, and our salvation is secure. One hundred and five verses written so that we may know. Other than salvation itself, can there be a greater gift?
What God Is Not
2009·04·14 ·
Stephen Charnock · The Existence and Attributes of God · Theology Proper
Sometimes the best we can do in describing God is to describe what he is not.
A More Sure Word
2009·04·15 ·
Bibliology · John MacArthur · MacArthur Study Bible
2 Peter 1:16 For we did not follow cleverly devised tales when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of His majesty. 17 For when He received honor and glory from God the Father, such an utterance as this was made to Him by the Majestic Glory, “This is My beloved Son with whom I am well-pleased”— 18 and we ourselves heard this utterance made from heaven when we were with Him on the holy mountain. This is a classic text expounding the reason for our confidence in the Bible as the Word of God. While many people depend on their own experiences as a foundation for knowledge and wisdom, we have something far better on which to place our confidence. John MacArthur writes:
Scripture is “more sure” because its origin is not the mind of man, but of God. It is therefore, unlike our subjective experience, objectively true. one’s own interpretation. The Gr. word for “interpretation” has the idea of a “loosing,” as if to say no Scripture is the result of any human being privately, “untying” and “loosing” the truth. Peter’s point is not so much about how to interpret Scripture, but rather how Scripture originated, and what its source was. The false prophets untied and loosed their own ideas. But no part of God’s revelation was unveiled or revealed from a human source or out of the prophet’s unaided understanding (see v. 21). [ibid.]
Christ the Model
2009·04·16 ·
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Church History · Daniel A. Payne · Thabiti Anyabwile · The Faithful Preacher
A very short answer to a very important question:
Manufacturing Facts
2009·04·17 ·
Church & Culture · Michael Grisanti · TMS Journal
Evolution. 3.5 million homeless. Global warming. Listen to the mainstream media, and you will believe these are facts. Yet there is no evidence to support any of them, and much to the contrary. How, and why, do unsupported assertions become “facts,” receiving nearly universal acceptance? The answer has nothing to do with truth, and everything to do with agenda. Some special interest group wants to achieve a certain end, and so the “facts” necessary to support their goals are simply manufactured. A sympathetic media plays along, and voilà, “truth” is born. For example, the “gay gene”:
The Perverted Pulpit
2009·04·18 ·
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Unbiblical Theology
I’ll be blunt: There is not a single clear-thinking Christian who finds the words of John MacArthur, Tim Challies, et. al. on filthy preaching controversial at all. The issues are clear, and the truth is plain. I’ll be even more blunt: It seems to me that those who have read MacArthur’s posts and still don’t get it (or feign confusion on the matter) are being willfully obtuse. I might have more to say about this next week, but until then, take an hour to listen to Phil Johnson:
Lord’s Day 16, 2009
2009·04·19 ·
John Newton · Lord’s Day · Olney Hymns
I reioyced, when they sayd to me, We wil go into the house of the Lord. (Psalme 122:1 Geneva Bible) HYMN XVI
THE manna favor’d Israel’s meat, In vain to hoard it up they try’d, ’Twas daily bread and would not keep, The truths by which the soul is fed However true, they have no life, Nor can the best experience past, Dear Lord, while we in pray’r are found, —from Olney Hymns. Book I: On select Passages of Scripture. Psalme 119:121–128 Grace be with you, and Peace from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
The Parable of the Bookstores
2009·04·20 ·
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Miscellaneous
And he began to teach them in parables . . . Dave went out one day to shop for new books. He had heard of a new bookstore in town that, it was said, carried classic works of enduring truth, as well as up-to-date publications that were especially relevant to the issues of the current times. That, he thought, was certainly a good thing, and so many people had recommended the new store to him in such superlative terms that he anticipated his first visit there with great excitement. When he arrived at the store, he found the parking lot packed. Upon entering the store, he quickly saw the reason for the crowd. A popular author was seated at a table off to one side, signing books. A long line of eager autograph-seekers stretched through the store. Finding a gap in the line, he excused himself and passed through to browse the aisles. What he found caught him by surprise. On one side was a magazine rack filled with glossy publications, their content ranging from merely trivial to grotesquely crass. Magazines covers flashed feature articles with such titles as “Hot Wives of the Bible” and “He Likes It Dirty.” On the other side, a large display of NEW RELEASES! carried titles like Sugar and Spice and Naughty Is Nice, and Holy Harlotry. Appalled, he nearly turned and left the store. But, wanting to give it a fair chance, he pressed on past the first racks. Towards the back of the store, he was encouraged to find some truly good material. Works of Augustine, Luther, Calvin, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, and many other heroes of church history; Bible commentaries and systematic theologies; stacks of MacArthur Study Bibles. Surrounded by such riches, he began to feel better. Maybe the place isn’t so bad, he thought. After a browsing a while longer, he selected a couple of good books and headed up to the checkout. On the way, he remembered the book signing. He made his way to that side of the store, where he found the prominent display of the author’s new book: Ecclesiastes 9:10: 101 Dirty Jokes You Can Tell in Church.* Crestfallen, he put his books back on the shelf and left the store. Outside, he was approached by another shopper. “Quite a store, isn’t it?” “Yeah, you can say that again,” Dave replied, a trace of disgust in his voice. “You don’t like it?” the other asked. “Well, no, I guess not. In fact, I was quite appalled at some of the stuff they sell. Disgusted, to tell the truth. They should be ashamed! I won’t be coming back.” “Oh, I see; not quite up with the times, are you? This is a different generation. We’ve got to meet them where they are, you know. If we’re going to reach today’s culture, we’ve got to speak their language and address the issues that concern them.” Disgusted, and in no mood to argue with a fool, Dave just shook his head and turned to leave. About that time, another gentleman strolled up, an older fellow this time. “I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation. Let me tell you, I share your concerns. I don’t approve of some of the stuff they sell. But look at all the good books they carry. They’re doing some good.” “Good or not,” replied Dave, “I hope they’ll either take out the trash, or close their doors.” The older man replied, “Well, that’s a rather harsh reaction, isn’t it? You don’t want to throw the baby out with the bathwater!” With some considerable effort, Dave bridled his tongue, and with as much patience as he could muster, said, “Would you come with me? I want to show you something.” The man consented, and they drove away. Their destination was another bookstore. Browsing the aisles they found works of Augustine, Luther, Calvin, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, and many other heroes of church history; Bible commentaries and systematic theologies; stacks of MacArthur Study Bibles. They drove to another store, where they found works of Augustine, Luther, Calvin, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, and many other heroes of church history; Bible commentaries and systematic theologies; stacks of MacArthur Study Bibles. And on they went, visiting two more stores in the city, where they found . . . works of Augustine, Luther, Calvin, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, and many other heroes of church history; Bible commentaries and systematic theologies; stacks of MacArthur Study Bibles. Arriving back in the new bookstore’s parking lot, Dave turned to his companion. “Now, about that baby . . .” * A popular pastor has actually told such a joke repeatedly.
Settled in Heaven
2009·04·21 ·
Bibliology · Charles Spurgeon · The Treaury of David
Forever, O Lord, It seems, these days, that there is not a lot we can count on. The stock market is down, our investments are failing, and the (American) President and Congress seem intent on making sure our economy is entirely devastated. We can no longer count on the Constitution to protect us from tyranny. Marriages are failing and families are falling apart all around us. The very definition of “family” can no longer be assumed. The (nominal) Church makes little pretense any more of believing the God of the Bible. In spite of the bleak circumstances in which we live, we have a sure foundation that will not fail. C. H. Spurgeon wrote,
The grass withers, the flower fades,
The Impossible Image
2009·04·22 ·
Stephen Charnock · The Existence and Attributes of God · Theology Proper
The Second Commandment forbids the making of images of God (Exodus 20:4; Deuteronomy 5:8). Among the reasons for this prohibition is the fact that it is impossible to create an accurate representation of God. Charnock wrote:
The Minister’s Speech
2009·04·23 ·
Church History · Daniel A. Payne · Thabiti Anyabwile · The Faithful Preacher
From the “Nothing New under the Sun” file comes this quote by Bishop Daniel A. Payne, from a sermon preached in 1859.
Homosexuality and the Bride of Christ
2009·04·24 ·
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Church & Culture · Irvin Busenitz · TMS Journal
Homosexual “marriage” is clearly against God’s design (nature) and God’s command (Scripture). No homosexual relationship can fulfill God’s intention for this human relationship. Irvin Busenitz (Professor of Bible and Old Testament, TMS), in the latest issue of The Master’s Seminary Journal, explains why this is, looking at Biblical marriage from the reproductive perspective, the one man/one woman perspective, the complementary perspective, the analogical perspective, and the role/relationship perspective. You can probably guess, without any clues, what each of those perspectives addresses, with the possible exception of one: the analogical perspective. If you have no idea what that is about, you’re not alone; I confess that I had never thought of this angle on homosexuality before, even though it is really quite obvious. Busenitz explains:
Lord’s Day 17, 2009
2009·04·26 ·
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Augustus Toplady · Complete Works of Augustus Toplady · Lord’s Day
I reioyced, when they sayd to me, We wil go into the house of the Lord. (Psalme 122:1 Geneva Bible) PETITIONARY HYMNS
SUPREME High Priest, the pilgrim’s light, Ah! let my forehead bear thy seal, Thy peace, O Saviour, shed abroad, Into thy humble mansion come. Ah! give me, Lord, the single eye, Like Noah’s dove, no rest I find In vain the tempter spreads the snare, On him my spirit I recline, O that the penetrating sight, Ev’n now , by faith, I see him live Add, Saviour, to the eagle’s eye, —The Complete Works of Augustus Toplady (Sprinkle Publications, 1987). Psalme 119:129–136
Grace be with you, and Peace from God our Father, and from the Lord Jesus Christ.
Blogination
2009·04·27 ·
Bloggage
Sorry, no real blogging going on here today. I just have one announcement. June 1st will mark two milestones for the Thirsty Theologian this year. It will mark the 4th anniversary of the blog, and the end of one year of daily blogging. I’m only making note of this today because that will also be time for my biennial facelift, and I’ve decided to go ahead with one of my planned changes today. I’m doing away with the On the Web blog that you’ve seen in the sidebar, and replacing it with a bit of javascript that will bring you my “shared items” from my Google Reader. What that will mean to you is a simpler format, no excerpts or commentary from me, and no way for you to comment. The latter will make little difference, since few of you used that feature anyway. It will also mean that links will be limited to whatever comes through the RSS feeds I subscribe to. Speaking of RSS, those of you who have subscribed to On the Web through an RSS reader will want to subscribe to the new feed here (this will only effect On the Web subscribers. The Thirsty Theologian feed will remain the same). What this will mean to me is one-click linking, which means lots of time saved. I wish I had thought of this four years ago! Now that I’ve mentioned the upcoming facelift, don’t get too excited (yes, I heard your heart-rates increase). The new look will be dramatically different while remaining almost entirely the same. Now might be a good time to tell me what you don’t like about the current design. Maybe I’ll take your complaints into consideration. Or maybe not. It’s not like I get paid to do this, after all. I also doubt I’ll continue the daily blogging regimen after day 365. We shall see.
The Light-Giving Word
2009·04·28 ·
Bibliology · Charles Spurgeon · The Treaury of David
Your word is a lamp to my feet Proverbs 4:19 reads, “The way of the wicked is like darkness; / They do not know over what they stumble.” But we have the lamp of God’s Word to illumine our way. Spurgeon wrote:
“if, therefore, God does exist . . .”
2009·04·29 ·
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Stephen Charnock · The Existence and Attributes of God · Theology Proper
Here’s a real mind-bender for you:
Did you get that? It is impossible for any to give a beginning and being to itself: if it acts it must exist, and so exist before it existed. A thing would exist as a cause before it existed as an effect. He that is not, cannot be the cause that he is; if, therefore, God does exist, and hath not his being from another, he must exist from eternity.
The Educated Wife
2009·04·30 ·
Church History · Daniel A. Payne · Thabiti Anyabwile · The Faithful Preacher
Some good words for the church, the family, and parents of daughters in particular:
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