. . . inspired by my week on the internets:

This Chinese admiration of Obama is not at all surprising.

We should never expect to be accepted just the way we are. We should, however, love people as they are.

How ignorant and/or biased do you have to be to report on the demise of the Berlin wall without even mentioning Ronald Reagan, and then call Hilary Clinton a “veteran of the cold war”? Pretty darn, I’d say.

Kim thinks I’m a gentleman. That says something about Canadian standards, I think.

Rick Warren is being biographized. At the tender age of fifty-five. Think I’m joking? I should be, but I’m not. But I suppose, if Obama can have a Nobel Prize . . .

This entirely objective opinion has been laying on my chest for a while now. Brian Regan is not funny. Yes, I know, you love him and he’s clean, and I’m glad of that, but just like a Bible verse tacked onto a lame painting doesn’t make it good art, not dirty ≠ funny.

Finally, If you make your living harassing celebrities, and get decked in the process, you got what you had coming; and too bad for you if you’re dumb enough to pick Mike Tyson.