[Two, too] bee [ore, oar, o’er] [knot, naught] [two, too] bee
Tube Eeyore naught two bee, that is the question:
Weather ’tis no blur inn the mined two suffer
Thus ling sand air rows of out rage us fortune,
O’er toot ache arms against a see of troubles,
And buy up posing end them? Too dye: two’s leap;
Know moor; and bias leap too seigh wee end
The hart ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is air two, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly too bee wish’d. Two dye, too sleep;
Two sleep: perchance too dream: eye, theirs the rub;
Four inn that sleep of death watt dreams may come
Wen wee halve shuffle doff this more tall coil,
Mussed give us paws: theirs the respect
That makes calamity of sew long life;
Fore who wood bare the whip sands corns of thyme,
The owe press oars wrong, the prowed manse con tomb lee,
The pangs of despised love, the laws delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That pay shunt mare it of the unworthy takes,
Wen he himself mite his quietus make
With a bear bawd kin? who wood far dells bare,
Too grunt and sweat under a weary life,
Butt that the dread of sum thing after death,
The undiscover’d con tree from who’s born
Know traveller returns, puzzles the will
And make suss rather bare though sills wee have
Than fly two others that wee no knot of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us awl; 
And thus the native hew of resolution
Is sick lead oar with the pail caste of thought,
And enter prizes of grate pith and moment
With this regard they’re currants tern a rye,
And lose the name of action—Soft ewe now!
The fare Ophelia! Nymph, inn thigh orisons
Bee awl mice inns remember’d.
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#1 || 10·01·02··10:46 || rebecca
Where oh where do you get these things? :)
Very cool, I must say.
#2 || 10·01·02··13:02 || David
A while back, some Twitter dude wrote, “2 b r not 2 b,” which both offended my language sensibilities, and got me thinking about homophones. So I wrote this.
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