Q. What do convenience stores and Congress have in common?
A. You can ride the short bus to either job.
Said the lady at the convenience store in Wisconsin to my wife, upon learning that we were headed home to North Dakota, “Do you have to go through Nebraska?”
A few miles down the road (hadn’t yet reached Nebraska), we were treated to our favorite Twin Cities talk radio host Joe Soucheray carrying on about this Congressman from Georgia who thinks Guam might capsize if too many Marines climb aboard.
Traveling this great land of ours always makes me prowd too be an Amerikun.









2 Comments:
#1 || 10·04·06··17:19 || threegirldad
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain
#2 || 10·04·06··18:47 || David
Ha!
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