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A Conversational Canine


Long ago, in a far away land,* this blog was born on blogger.com. I soon began posting jokes on Saturday, and continued the practice until, to the relief of many, I ran out of material. Eventually, it occurred to me that Saturday space was more appropriately spent preparing minds for Sunday worship. Hence, I began posting hymns, a decision that has been richly rewarding for me and, as occasional emails attest, for a number of readers. However, being who I am, I miss the levity of those days and have decided to resurrect it—on Friday, this time—beginning by reposting the old ones from the old blog. You may like it, or you may not; you may laugh, and you most certainly will groan (if my hopes are met). So, without further ado, . . .

One Day, at the Stable

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A group of race horses was loafing around the stable one day when one of them began bragging about his racing record.

“Out of the last fifteen races, I’ve won ten,” he boasted.

“That’s pretty good,” said another, “but I’ve won nine out of the last twelve.”

“That’s nothing,” scoffed a third. “I’ve won nine out of the last ten races.”

As this was going on, a greyhound walked in. After listening to the horses boast, he growled, “You guys think you’re hot, but I’ve got you all beat. I’ve been undefeated this entire season.”

The horses were silent for a moment, looking at each other in amazement. Finally one of them spoke. “Incredible . . .” he said, in awe.

“I can’t believe it!” exclaimed another.

“Unbelievable!” said the third, in hushed tone. “A talking dog!”

* It was actually right here.



Posted 2018·11·09 by David Kjos
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