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Happy Hollandaise


Putting in his dentures one morning, a man noticed an alarming amount of wear on his teeth, so he made an appointment with his dentist to have them examined.

“That’s really quite disturbing,” said the dentist. “That upper plate is only six months old, and it won’t last another three. I’ve never seen erosion like that. What have you been eating?”

The man replied, “All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some sauce on it that was really delicious—Hollandaise, I believe. I loved it so much I now put it on everything—meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.”

“Well,” said the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with a lot of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.”

“Why chrome?” asked the patient.

The dentist replied, “It’s simple: There’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.”

Posted 2018·12·21 by David Kjos
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