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This Bus Runs on Time


A man boarded the Metro Bus and was shocked to see the smallest man he’d ever seen in the driver’s seat. He was no more than two feet tall, and was wearing a green uniform with a hat straight out of Robin Hood.

The driver stared directly ahead while driving, and kept repeating the same words over and over: “tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock . . .” The man asked the person sitting next to him what the story was, and was told that he was a common sight on the Metro Bus runs, and was a great driver to boot.

“But why does he keep repeating the same words over and over?” asked the man.

“Well,” his neighbor said, “I called the bus company myself to find that out. Seems he passed all the driving tests with flying colors, so they hired him right on the spot.”

“Well, that’s fine, but my question was, why does he keep repeating ‘Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock’?”

“Oh, that’s part of his job,” was the reply. “He’s a Metro-gnome.”



Posted 2019·05·10 by David Kjos
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