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Stop me if you’ve heard this one . . .

This one is so old, and so bad, I should be ashamed to post it, but since I have no shame, here you go.

A panda went into a cafe, sat down, and ordered a sandwich. Having finished, he stood up, drew a gun, shot the waiter dead, and headed for the door.

As he was reaching for the door, the manager ran after him, shouting, “Hey! Where doyouthink you’re going? You just shot my waiter! and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”

The panda yelled back, “What did you expect? I’m a PANDA! This is what we do! Look it up!” He then stormed out, slamming the door behind him. Naturally, the first thing the manager did was to grab his dictionary, wherein he found the following definition:

“Panda : A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Posted 2019·07·19 by David Kjos
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