Saturday Stupidity XXVI
Saturday Stupidity
2005·12·10
A group of race horses were loafing around the stable one day when one of them began bragging about his racing record. “Out of the last fifteen races, I’ve won ten,” he bragged....
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Saturday Stupidity XXVII
Saturday Stupidity
2005·12·17
It is a sad day when I have sunk so low as to post a blonde joke, but I hope you’ll forgive me this one time. A young ventriloquist was doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With...
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Saturday Stupidity XXVIII
Saturday Stupidity
2005·12·31
A bear walked into a pub and took a stool at the bar. As the bartender approached, he said, “I’ll have a scotch . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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Saturday Stupidity XXIX
Saturday Stupidity
2006·01·07
Once upon a time there was a Prince who was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that...
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Saturday Stupidity Special Edition
Bloggage · Saturday Stupidity
2006·01·21
Last Friday we began a week-long contest. Participants submitted jokes, and the winner was promised a Thirsty Theologian Geneva Mug or Sola Crania Cap. In spite of a small turn-out for the contest, some truly good jokes were presented. Yesterday,...
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Saturday Stupidity XXX
Saturday Stupidity
2006·01·28
A man was leaving the local café one morning when he noticed an ad on the bulletin board by the door that read: Dog for Sale Black mixed breed Good watchdog Loves children He had been thinking about getting a...
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Saturday Stupidity XXXI
Saturday Stupidity
2006·02·04
A man went to Africa on a safari. While there, he came upon an elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very slowly and fearfully approached the elephant, and gently removed the thorn from...
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Saturday Stupidity XXXII
Saturday Stupidity
2006·02·11
For all of my Papist readers: An Irishman came into a bar one day and ordered three beers. He slowly drank them one after another. He ordered another three beers, same thing....
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Saturday Stupidity XXXIII
Saturday Stupidity
2006·02·17
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, fishing with the boys and spending his entire paycheck....
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Saturday Stupidity XXXIV
Saturday Stupidity
2006·02·25
A man returned from a trip overseas feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor and was immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. He was admitted to the hospital, gave a urine sample, and...
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Saturday Stupidity XXXV
Saturday Stupidity
2006·03·04
There was no question about it, Paddy Fitzpatrick was lucky. Everyone knew it. Since that serendipitous day so long ago, when wandering aimlessly in the country, despondent, mourning the loss of his one true love, he had been exceedingly lucky....
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Saturday Stupidity XXXVI
Saturday Stupidity
2006·03·11
A man was driving on Highway 2 through North Dakota one evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly...
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Saturday Stupidity XXXVII
Saturday Stupidity
2006·03·18
A guy from Minnesota* died and was sent to hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil† put him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranked up the temperature...
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Saturday Stupidity XXXVIII
Saturday Stupidity
2006·03·25
Suffering from uncontrollable seizures and erratic behavior, a man made an appointment to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist ran a full battery of psychological tests, and even sent him to a neurologist to have his brain examined. Finally, he came...
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No Jokes Today
Personal · Saturday Stupidity
2006·04·01
If you’ve come looking for a Saturday Stupidity joke, I’m sorry; there won’t be one today. We have experienced a tragedy in our family. We are very shaken by events that took place in our home last evening, but at...
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Saturday Stupidity XL
Saturday Stupidity
2006·04·08
A pirate disembarked from his ship after a long while at sea and made his way to the nearest seaside tavern for some refreshment. Upon entering, the tavern keeper, an old acquaintance, greeted him loudly. “Hey, long time, no see!...
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Saturday Stupidity XLI
Saturday Stupidity
2006·04·15
A weatherman on a local television station was having a bad year. Although he was a qualified meteorologist, week after week his predictions failed until he became a laughingstock. Finally, the station fired him....
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Saturday Stupidity XLII
Saturday Stupidity
2006·04·22
Joe’s dog Sport was getting old, and one day Joe noticed that Sport wouldn’t even come out of his dog house. His wife suggested, “I think you’d better take ol’ Sport to the vet.” So Joe put Sport in the...
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Saturday Stupidity XLIIV
Saturday Stupidity
2006·04·29
Our attorneys have advised us to post the following statement. Legal Disclosure Warning: Bad Joke The following joke is bad – really bad. By clicking the link labeled “Continue reading Saturday Stupidity XLII »,” you acknowledge that you have received...
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Saturday Stupidity Guest Joke
Saturday Stupidity
2006·05·06
This joke is lifted verbatim from a submission to a contest we held here a while back. If the author recognizes it and leaves a comment to that effect, he or she will be awarded the contest prize of his...
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Saturday Stupidity XLIV
Saturday Stupidity
2006·05·27
Several working men and a duck came into a bar and ordered beer. The bartender immediately noticed the duck, and remarked, “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing… you’re a duck!” “Your mama didn’t raise any dummies,” replied the duck....
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Saturday Stupidity: Anniversary Edition
Bloggage · Saturday Stupidity
2006·06·03
One year ago, on June 4, 2005, the first Saturday Stupidity was posted on our old blogspot site (our first post was on May 31). We are celebrating that momentus occasion by retelling that first story here today. Ladies and...
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Saturday Stupidity II (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·06·10
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth,...
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Saturday Stupidity III (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·06·17
A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”...
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Saturday Stupidity IV (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·06·24
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check...
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Saturday Stupidity V (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·07·01
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said...
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Saturday Stupidity VI (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·07·08
A frog went into a bank one day to apply for a loan. The teller went to the back and asked the bank manager what to do....
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Saturday Stupidity VII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·07·15
In medieval times there was a court jester whose wont was always to come up with the most atrocious puns. This continued for months on end, whereupon the king lost his patience and sentenced the jester to be hanged....
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Saturday Stupidity XLV - SBC Edition
Saturday Stupidity
2006·07·22
This is a sorry excuse for a Saturday Stupidity post, but I’m trying to maintain the theme of David’s current God Gave C2H6O series. How many Baptists should you invite to go fishing with you? At least two. If you...
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Saturday Stupidity VIII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·07·29
A gourmet chef was on vacation in Europe one summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cuisine in Italy, France and Germany, but in London he found English food bland and overcooked. However, one day he had a great...
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Saturday Stupidity IX (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·08·05
Quasimodo, the hunch-backed bell ringer of Notre Dame Cathedral, was getting old and feeble. When the priest suggested that he retire, Quasimodo agreed that it was probably time. The priest asked him to train a new bell ringer before taking...
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Saturday Stupidity X (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·08·12
My neighborhood is inhabited by cute, bushy-tailed critters that scurry up and down the trees and through the bushes. Some people consider them a nuisance. They get into the garbage, and sometimes they are quite bold, jumping up on picnic...
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Saturday Stupidity XI (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·08·19
A panda went into a cafe, sat down and ordered a sandwich. He ate the sandwich, then stood up, pulled out a gun, shot the waiter dead, and headed for the door. As the panda was reaching for the door,...
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Saturday Stupidity XII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·09·02
A student came home from school one day, very depressed, and moped around the house all evening. Finally, his father asked him what was troubling him....
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Saturday Stupidity XIII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·09·08
A man boarded the Metro Bus and was amazed to see a dwarf sitting in a booster seat, driving the bus. He was no more than two feet tall. He was wearing a green uniform, and a hat straight out...
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Saturday Stupidity XIV (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·09·15
Once upon a time there was a trolley conductor, very reliable and honest, who was so in love with a beautiful young woman that he finally mustered the courage to ask for her hand in marriage. He was not a...
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Saturday Stupidity XV (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·09·23
As anyone who has read my profile knows, my ethnic background is mostly Norwegian. However, my maternal grandmother was of English, Scotch, and Welsh stock. One of the family legends that has been passed down may shed some light on...
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Saturday Stupidity XVI (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·09·30
A certain Viking named Rudolph, who sported a large head of red hair with a full beard to match, was fascinated by the weather. Ever since he had first taken an interest, he had compiled a record of temperatures, wind,...
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Saturday Stupidity XVII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·10·07
Edmund had developed a taste for the finer things in life – Baroque music, English double guns, Cuban cigars, eighteen-year-old Glenlivet – and he indulged himself with them regularly. One of the more frivolous habits he had was to go...
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Saturday Stupidity XVIII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·10·14
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am. And he said, Take now thy computer, thine old computer, thy 286, and take thee...
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Saturday Stupidity XIX (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·10·21
A couple for you pastors A pastor had been gone to the Shepherd’s Conference. Upon his return, like Moses descending Sinai, he found that his congregation had built a giant golden “zero” and placed it at the front of the...
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Saturday Stupidity XX (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·10·28
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. Forgetful by nature, she was afraid that she would forget something important. When the day arrived, she rose and immediately began mentally rehearsing the ceremony. “First, I go down the aisle, stand...
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Saturday Stupidity XXI (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·11·04
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, with tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, fluids dripping, etc....
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Saturday Stupidity XXII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·11·11
A man went to a costume party carrying his date on his back. “What in the world are you?” asked the host. “I’m a snail,” he said. “But you’re not in costume… and you have a girl on your back!”...
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Saturday Stupidity - Thanksgiving Edition
Saturday Stupidity
2006·11·18
When I was a young turkey, just new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop. Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, And he told me there’s something that I needed...
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Saturday Stupidity XXIII (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·11·25
A dog ran into a butcher shop and dropped a note on the counter. The butcher read the note: 5 lbs. ground beef 2 lbs. bacon...
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Saturday Stupidity XXIV (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·12·02
Today's joke is extra stupid in honor of Tim Challies' birthday. OK, not really. It would have been stupid anway. By the way, here is his wishlist. If you buy him a book, he might just review it some day....
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Saturday Stupidity XXV (encore)
Saturday Stupidity
2006·12·09
A widow had worked hard, sacrificing every comfort to raise her three sons and send them to college. Each of them had graduated with advanced degrees and went on to become very wealthy. One day, the three sons met to...
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Saturday Stupidity XLV
Saturday Stupidity
2006·12·16
A movie production company was filming on location in a remote village in a third-world nation. During the filming, they hired a several locals as manual laborers. Some were even given parts as extras....
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Saturday Stupidity XLVI
Saturday Stupidity
2007·01·27
A young boy was sitting on the floor in the living room. He had just acquired a new kazoo, which he produced from his pocket and began to play. His father, sitting in his chair with the newspaper, winced at...
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Saturday Stupidity XLVII
Saturday Stupidity
2007·02·17
A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. “What are you going to do with the...
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Estúpido Saturday XLVIII
Saturday Stupidity
2007·09·08
I’ve recently been told that this blog has become boring and degenerated into nothing but dry theology. Here’s one small attempt to prove otherwise. Stay tuned for more dry theology next week....
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Saturday Stupidity XLIX
Saturday Stupidity
2008·02·16
It's been quite a while since we’ve had a Saturday Stupidity post here. Here are a couple I found this week at The Irvins: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the...
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